I found Hitler living in my garden shed. Now he refuses to leave. What should I do?

I knew he wouldn't have given in that easily. I just wish he would let me get the compost out - I'm trying to plant a tree.

I found Hitler living in my garden shed. Now he refuses to leave. What should I do?
Lock the shed and pump in the gas
Reply:Tell him to scoot over and let you do your work, what would he be doing there anyway? he's supposed to be dead..
Reply:burn the shed!
Reply:Tell him the Russian's are just the other side of the fence and want a chat
Reply:Tell him it's ok for him to annexe the shed but if he takes over the greenhouse as well then there will be trouble.
Reply:Get in touch with Richard and Judy.


They would love to have him on the show "Now Mr Hitler, do you think that Britney has gone too far?"


I would pay top dollar to see that.
Reply:any excuse not to do the gardening
Reply:Give him his marching orders. Tell him to buy a tent and he should concentrate on camping again ;)
Reply:Remove his other ball and set him up as a castrato.
Reply:Tell him where all the jews are, tell the jews hes coming and they will blast him x
Reply:gAS THE MONGREL.
Reply:Bloody kill him with your garden rake. :)
Reply:Call Saddam they can go get a cup of coffee together
Reply:Smack him on the back of the head with a shovel.. and ask him where the purple elephant is.. and then feed him to Godzilla
Reply:The first thing you should do is STOP USING DRUGS!
Reply:Gas him. See how he likes it