How to call the police when u're old!?

George was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.


George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.


He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "No". Then they said that all patrols were busy, he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, "Ok," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.


"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them." Then he hung up.


Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an ambulance showed up at his house and caught the burglars red-handed.


One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"


George said"I thought you said nobody was available!"

How to call the police when u're old!?
great one love ta 4 the laugh
Reply:Old one but still funny
Reply:cool. that was real smart.
Reply:lol May have to try that next time they get into my garden lol good one xxx
Reply:Clever and prompt answer
Reply:Good stuff.