I welcomed a garden gnome to my back yard this year and he's going a great job, sitting there with his pipe.

What is the protocol for winter? Would he prefer that I just leave him in the snow-covered garden? Would he like to spend the winter in the house? Surely he wouldn't enjoy being in the shed all winter?


Please help, I want to treat him fairly.

I welcomed a garden gnome to my back yard this year and he's going a great job, sitting there with his pipe.
As long as you don't kick him a-la-Sims, your Gnome should be able to withstand all seasons. Gnomes are a hardy breed, and he'll keep your snowman company. You ARE going to make a snowman right?
Reply:Why don't you send him on vacation with the gnome from travelocity... I'm sure he'd LOVE it!
Reply:your awesome!! why dont you take him out to dinner once in a while? just to show him how much you appreciate what a fine job he's doing. i take mine out, he loves burger king!!!
Reply:Send him to Jamaica.





My sister-in-law is deathly afraid of gnomes. If I didn't like her so much, I would suggest putting, "CLUCK YOU" by using gnomes in her yard like Hurley did in LOST.
Reply:maybe between now and winter he will make the time to sit down and talk with you about his future plans and wishes.
Reply:Good idea - look after him or the Gnome lib people will call round...





Garden Gnome Liberation Fronts (GGLF) are organizations that claim to stand for the liberation of garden gnomes. They are often comprised of practical jokers who attempt to rid the world of "unjust" imprisonment of gnomes through petty theft or vandalism, usually in humorous or tongue in cheek ways. Various related pranks are likely an outgrowth of the Travelling gnome prank. Members of such groups are often cited for illegal conduct including petty theft and trespassing.





In recent years Garden Gnome Liberation Fronts have gained notoriety due to the internet and with some of their actions being covered by various news media agencies.